NASCAR is finally changing its rules. F yeah!
About f-ing time! Bolt on those
machine guns. Strap on the rocket
launchers. The last man standing is the
winner! Now I can’t wait for the new
season. Thanks to Monster Energy drinks
for finally propelling racing into the death sport future we all knew would
happen someday.
Okay, I got that from just reading the headline of the news article. I’d better actually the read
the whole thing here. You know, due
diligence and all that. But I’m sure
that . . . Hmm . . . Err . . . Wait, what?
Ties are now possible? Drivers
who hold the lead for seven straight laps score a “Nas-Down” and are awarded 7
points? Participation trophies in
Victory Lane for all the drivers?
There’s now a UFC octagon in pit lane for after race fights? Drivers are required to slam down a Monster
Energy drink every 50 laps? I don’t
know. This new NASCAR may not be for
me. Oh, what’s this? Live cut-a-ways to NASCAR driver
girlfriend/wife fights in pools of mud, hot oil, or Jello depending on the
venue? Woo Hoo!
Actually, the specifics of this deal are less exciting. Races will now be divided into three segments
with the first two segments awarding points to the top 10 drivers, and the
final one awarding points to the winner and the rest of the field. Further, segment winners and race winners get
separate bonus points that apply to the “don’t call a Chase anymore”
playoffs. The “playoff” format is
unfortunately unchanged. There will be a
stoppage after each segment for a driver interview. This is also supposed to increase the green
flag race coverage, since there will now planned stops in the race. I think, much like side-by-side commercials,
what will actually happen is that the number of commercials will increase by
two breaks and the amount of green flag racing will decrease.
NASCAR is hoping this will cause the drivers to race harder
during the early and middle parts of the race, since they will now be racing
for something. So in addition to the
extra stoppages, we’ll also have some more wrecks. I give it one full season at most before
either some competitors find a way to game this system and break it (like
Kenseth’s championship strategy the year before the Chase), or the race
broadcast times go up unacceptably (from planned stoppages and additional
wrecks) and they’re forced to dump it.
The scramble for points at places like Daytona and Talladega may even
pose unbearable safety risks, like when F1 went to a one set of tires per
weekend rule a few of years ago. (Yes, really. They tried that.)
This is supposed to make NASCAR more palatable to modern
audiences. “If we created motorsports
today, this is exactly how we would have done it,” says Brad Keselowski. Unfortunately, he’s talking about this format
and not Global Rallycross, which was created recently with a much more
TV-friendly format of running short heat races.
NASCAR has flirted with such a format on dirt tracks with trucks, but
never gone all the way with it on paved ovals.
We can maybe look forward to this possibility in the future, because
this format is not going to last. It
involves the same lousy TV coverage and the same death march of an overly long
race. No combination of rotten eggs
makes an omelet.
If NASCAR wants to be more like the NFL, it needs to do what
the NFL does. In needs to have more
vague in-race rules so it can manipulate the outcome of events and create
controversial moments that will have people talking and debating during and after
the race. The drivers need to get into
more trouble off the track. Most
importantly, it needs to develop a fun, addictive betting mechanism for the
fans and then refocus the sport to service that gambling action.
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