As if that title isn’t confusing enough, but it’s still not
as confusing as the new NASCAR points rules and “Stage Racing.” In Rally racing, they have stage racing where
the teams go from one interesting course to another at an event. In NASCAR, it just means breaking the race up
into three segments, so that they can stop the race after each and put in a
couple more commercial breaks and lengthen the time of the race. I already covered this earlier, but now
we get to see it in action.
Dad was coming over to watch the race, so I was going to have
to at least pretend to be interested.
He had tried to read an article about the new rules and gave up halfway
through, but he still wanted to watch it anyway. He also got his new teeth in and was looking
forward to having a pizza. I hadn’t had
one in a while either. Papa John’s
filled the bill with a large pepperoni, breadsticks, and a large chocolate
cookie. It was all very good and worth
the wait.
The Fox pre-race started with a nice, classy intro. I wish “classy” would be the word they used as
a guide for all their extraneous production material. On that note, Chris Meyers got us started
with a flashback of his Tom Brady interview at the Superbowl and the quip, “I
should have given him back his jersey. I
didn’t know it was going to cause that much of a fuss.” Jeff Gordon and the Waltrip brothers rounded out
the pre-race crew. Jeff has slotted into
the TV analyst role pretty well and has been fairly insightful. I had seen Jeff last month at the 24 Hours of
Daytona race. He was there driving and
had Ingrid and the kids with him. After
seeing his black prototype ride for the race, the kids said that they thought
he was now cool because he was driving the Batmobile. During Jeff’s interview, his little girl Ella
looked like she was yearning to get into a car and start driving.
I missed most of the discussions while going out for the
pizza. I heard them talk about Carl
Edwards’ sudden departure, though no mention of a possible political run was
made. Edwards’ departure has been
overshadowed by talk of his replacement, Daniel Suarez. The promo image had him in front of an
American flag. He’s actually Mexican and
something of a racing hero there. (There
is, or at least was, a Mexican NASCAR series.)
There was an animated explanation of the new stage racing rules. Even using cartoons, it still didn’t make any
more sense.
There was a remote shot of Texas Motor Speedway. The infield was open for a Daytona viewing
party on the track’s big screen. What a
good idea. There was detailed explanation
of how to play fantasy racing at an Internet betting site. Another great idea. Heavy betting is the only thing that will
save the sport now. Then the best idea
of all was introduced: the Monster Energy Girls. Frankly, the new series sponsor didn’t get a
lot of mention during the coverage (until the end, but we’ll get to that). I say that these new trophy girls should get
non-stop exposure during the race by whatever means necessary.
Jeff got to drive the pace car, but not before Tony Stewart,
also now retired, came over and gave him some good-natured trouble while Jeff
was being interviewed. The stands were
sold out. This may have more to do with
the beautiful weather and last year’s remodeling than the new rules. And with that, the green flag dropped and we
were underway!
Though the drivers were out for points in the first half of
the race, it still felt pretty perfunctory.
Dad and I were both nodding off, though this may have been food-induced
narcolepsy. During the commercials (dad
liked the Uber-calling bank robbers one), I put in an earplug and tuned into
the Sunday Aggie baseball game on the radio.
I had started listening to it before dad came over. The weather was a little cold, but still
reasonably nice to start off. I rejoined
the game in the bottom of the fourth.
The score was a shocking 14-0 Aggies over Mount St. Mary’s! In the two minutes I was listening, they hit
two home runs! Well, given Friday’s 13-2
win and Saturday night’s 25-4 win, maybe this wasn’t entirely shocking,
but still, “Wow!”
Meanwhile back at Daytona, what was probably the critical
moment of the race occurred. In Stage
two, Kyle Busch cut a tire while leading the pack of Toyota entries. This took out many of the favored drivers,
including Dale Jr, who was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. The Toyota teams may be reconsidering their
pack strategies after this. The wreck
red flagged the race for a short time, during which I flipped over to a college
basketball game, which dad seemed to enjoy more.
The winds had picked up here in the meantime, making it cold
and nasty out. I was sort of glad I
wasn’t at the ballpark. Then again, in
the seventh, it was now 22-1 Aggies. I
heard two more home runs within a couple of minutes of listening. Even having been there for the Saturday night
game, this game would have still been impressive to watch in person. I kept listening. The broadcasters were openly wondering why the
run-rule (which ends games that get out-of-control like this early) wasn’t in
effect for non-conference games. The
final was 29-1 Aggies. Five of the Aggie
players were now, unsurprisingly, hitting over .400 after this weekend. Amazingly with all that scoring, the game
just went a bit over three hours.
The race was getting ugly.
Big wrecks were dragging out the race and had taken out the rest of the
favorites, including Jimmie Johnson in the Stage three. With 50 laps left, three-quarters of the
field had some kind of damage. Dad had
to leave early, since the race was running late. With 25 laps left, there were only 25 cars on
track, 17 on the lead lap. The new
damaged car rule was having an effect.
With all the wrecks and trying to account for the stage
yellows, the fuel situation at the end of the race became an issue. Most of cars in front that had stayed out for
track position were now close to empty.
This somewhat forced the remaining contenders to all stay together in
single file to conserve fuel. Whoever
was leading was getting the least conservation.
Chase Elliot, the polesitter, was out in front for most of final sprint,
but he ran out with three laps left. Martin
Truex was briefly in the lead, before he ran out of gas. After some jockeying, Kyle Larson was in
front on the last lap, but he couldn’t make it.
Kurt Busch, who had earlier been tagged to run out on the last lap,
powered right on across the finish line.
Now we have a bit controversy. Series sponsor, Monster Energy, was also
Kurt’s sponsor. It looks a little
suspicious, given that this was their first race as the series sponsor. Regardless, Tony Gibson, Kurt’s crew chief,
was so happy afterward, he was shaking during his interview. Tony Stewart, at least had the satisfaction
of winning Daytona as an owner. Manufacturer-wise,
Ford stealing Stewart-Haas from Chevrolet had just totally paid off. Kurt Busch was all grateful happy in Victory
Lane. He made sure to thank his new wife
on stage for “Making a man out of me.”
For a guy who’d had some embarrassingly public girlfriend troubles a
couple of years ago, this may have been some redemption. Speaking of that, Michael Waltrip, in his
last race, managed to finish in the top 10 and unscathed. And one of my favorites, AJ Allmendinger,
finished a surprising third.
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