Well, this was inevitable.
They’ve been building up to this for the last couple of years. The Cleveland Indians’ mascot is now persona non grata at the stadium and the
on the team uniform starting next year. Coincidentally,
next years’ All-Star Game is being hosted in Cleveland. Commissioner Rob Manfred clearly twisted some
arms here. The Atlanta Braves will
surely face this issue with their new stadium certain to be hosting the game in
the near future. Somehow, they’ll also
have to force the fans there to stop doing the “Tomahawk Chop” for
rallies.
Next up will be name changes. This has to happen too. The Indians will still be selling Chief Wahoo
merchandise locally to “protect” their trademark. In other words, the team knows that others
would be making a killing selling gear with the Chief on it and can’t abide
anybody profiting on their own stupidity.
This hypocritical situation will create a new “crisis,” which will
result in a name change, which will eventually cascade into a Braves’ name
change.
If you’re for expunging all Native American references in
this country, this is a bright future to look forward to. As it stands though, this solution to this
imaginary problem made exactly no one happy.
The fans are incensed. The
snowflakes who mandated this are still angry.
Chief Loose Slots and the Wampum tribe at their sacred casino grounds
could care less. Okay, that last one was
a cheap shot, but still accurate on some level.
Just about everyone I’ve heard heralding this decision (always with the
words, “But there’s still a long ways to go.”), wasn’t a Native American. You’d think that group would be loudest,
since they were the ones being theoretically offended. Will this character erasure and potential
name change help the team itself? Not
even that. There is no “Chief Wahoo
Curse.” He was on the uniform the last
time the Indians won the World Series in the 40’s.
What’s annoying here is that the Indians were so named
because of a former Native American Cleveland baseball player, Louis Sockalexis. PC revisionists keep denying it or
questioning the motivation, but it really does trace directly back to him. Sockalexis was a good player and I think the
fans, certainly as the years went by, liked the idea of the naming and loved
the name itself. “Indian” connotes a
powerful warrior in this culture. When
you consume an image, you take on its power (or at least you wish your favorite
sports team would do so in this case).
“Native American” just means another whiny civil rights group. Who would name their team something silly and
weak, like Chihuahuas?
As for Chief Wahoo, the current itineration is a great logo
(admit it), perhaps not that of a fierce warrior, but it is friendly and
iconic. (Yes, it was designed to appeal
to children. Get ‘em while they’re
young. It’s like the grandparents of
guys who made the El Paso Chihuahuas’ logo were involved.) You’d have to have pretty low self-esteem to
see yourself as a smiling, bright red character with a big nose. Alternatively, and more accurately, you’d
have to be an SJW, who doesn’t see individuals or understand inoffensive
symbolism. These people only see
stereotypes and put everyone they see into a category.
I will admit to my own biases here. I’ve known one Native American fellow, Fonz,
when I was at college. He was way cooler
than my childhood idol from Happy Days. Fonz did look like your Hollywood casting
call for an Indian brave. He was tall,
broad shouldered, muscular, had long, thick dark hair, and a pleasant, friendly
face. Be still my heart. I’m swooning like a Jane Austin heroine. If
he were a comic book character, we’re talking Thunderbird, Warpath, or Apache
Chief, but more handsome. His best characteristic was his
personality. He was simply one of the
nicest people I’ve ever met. As per the
maxim: women wanted him; men wanted to be him. I spent an afternoon girl-watching with him
once (and he was so sweet in his ogling, you women would still love him). It’s one of my favorite memories from my time
working at EPCC. If I could get his
opinion on this issue, I’d take it as my own without further reflection.
My own modest proposal is to rename the team, The White
Liberals, in honor of those who forced the change. Their mascot should be a big-headed character
in the form of House Minority Leader Representative Nancy Pelosi. She could stand at the front gate of the
stadium calling each white person who entered a “racist.” Nan (her affectionate nickname) could then
demand they buy government healthcare with their ticket, and then she could sneak
illegal aliens into the stadium into the seats of paying fans.
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