Superbowl Prediction

It's finally time for my stone-cold, lead-pipe, Tony Bruno would be so proud, total sour grapes, I hate both of these teams, this is probably the last season of the profession tackle football, LOCK of the century.  Bet the rent, the mortgage, the kid's college fund, your wife/girlfriend's Valentine's gift on it.

Now usually, the more nationally popular team will win the Superbowl, but fail to cover the points spread.  (Gee, I can't imagine how I came up with this theory. the Steelers.   fix. .)  So, the 49er's should win, delighting their multitude of fair weather fans.  Simultaneously, they won't cover the 3 1/2 point spread, thus ensuring the Vegas bookies are happy.

But!  Then some neanderthal, homophobe on the 49er's expressed completely unwarrented, hateful remarks on the possiblity of getting naked and showering with gay men in the locker room.  To make matters worse, a very enlightened, modern man on the Ravens has used Super Week to promote gay marriage.  Well, the referees have had to call an audible on their game plan.  Ravens win.  49er fans will all have to take sensitivity training.  And the Vegas bookies will be happy.

Oh, and the fix will be so blantant, that they'll have to lower the crowd noise on the broadcast to cover up the jeers.  Meanwhile, I'll be watching Downton Abbey.  You guys enjoy yourselves.