Jeff Gordon. I could
sum up in two words why I saw watching this race. Jeff Gordon.
I probably would have watched anyway, but seeing one of my favorite drivers
in the new role of broadcaster was the only real attraction for me. I even stayed out the NASCAR picker at work
this year. Spending two minutes every
Friday picking a driver had gotten to be more work than I was willing to put
into it.
The Daytona event started two weeks ago with the Sprint
Unlimited. The race was messy and didn’t
matter. I was just interested in hearing
Jeff’s commentary. (I was also at work
at the time and wasn’t giving the race my full attention.) I knew Jeff had spent quite a bit of time in
front of the camera, off the racetrack, so I wasn’t surprised that he could
speak well. I also wasn’t surprised that
he knew a lot about racing. But you
never know how these elements will come together. In this case, it worked pretty well. Jeff spoke racing with an easy, casual
confidence, just what you want from your color analyst. My only concern was his stamina. Yes, it does take some fortitude to keep up
your attention and enthusiasm when calling a sporting event. Even with a short race, Jeff seemed a bit
winded by the end, his concentration wavering and voice flagging. The ladies at work, who are still involved in
the picker, even liked his commentary, and they HATED him as a driver. As one of them put it, “He kicked Michael
Waltrip out of the booth and steps over DW’s jawing.”
I didn’t see qualifying, where Jeff’s successor in the #24
car, Chase Elliot, was given the ceremonial pole award. Ceremonial?
Go back the last couple of years and see who’s won it and ask yourself
if it wasn’t rather fortuitous. This was
supposed to be Tony Stewart’s pole, but with his injury, they had to give it to
next most deserving party. Unlike the NFL’s
game rigging, I don’t get worked up about this particular fix. Whoever wins the pole is unlikely to win the
race anyway (Trevor Bayne accepted).
The next preliminary was Jeff’s Pre-Daytona party. Fox has done this for the last couple of
years. Jeff had even hosted it before
with Danica (I posted about it somewhere, which I can’t easily find). I referred to the experience as “putting the
word ‘awkward’ through its paces.” This
time, with his name on show’s title, Jeff seemed less uptight and scripted, and
other times he seemed a lot less confident.
It’s a work in progress. His
co-host, lovely Holly McGrath, did much of the heavy lifting. The best part of the show was Katie Nolan’s
appearance, doing a comedy skit with Jeff.
I understand she has her own show on FS1, a network which is the Cable equivalent
of a Flying Dutchman sighting.
Confusingly, this event was also a launch party for the
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. I
shouldn’t complain about pretty girls, but swimsuit issue hasn’t done anything
for me since Stacey Williams retired (and they never put her on the damn
cover).
Well, actually they did do a pictorial with Alex Morgan.
But, she doesn’t even have to be in a swimsuit to look
good. (If I keep this up, I’ll be
renaming the blog, “JDH417’s Alex Morgan Shrine.”)
Anyway back on topic, the pre-race started with a montage of
great Daytona 500 moments. There were at
least two Wood Brothers clips in there, which is ironic since they didn’t
receive one of NASCAR’s new coveted charters.
All I can say about the now 40 car field is that at least they got rid
of the “Start and Parks.” Jeff and the
rest of the panel got off on a good foot, with me at least, by speaking to a
recovering Tony Stewart over the phone.
It was a bit sad to hear him. He
could only lie down or stand, not sit up.
Then they suddenly cut him off without explanation. Thankfully, Fox brought Tony back later to
comment on the race and allow him a little dignity. The
panel was divided on whether Tony would be back to race at Daytona next
season.
Jeff (during the party) and DW (during the pre-race) both
gave quick tours of the refurbishments at the racetrack this year. The new stadium-like facility attracted a full
house for the race. Obviously the best
part about being there was not having to put up with the TV commercials. (On the other hand, what if all of the new
video boards at the track are actually just there to show commercials?) It looked like there was also a bigger gap
between the stands and the catch fence now.
That’s definitely a good idea.
Can we get rid of the restrictor plates now?
Indy and Daytona’s signature races are a lot alike. Same size track. Same race length. And you can sum them up in one word. Indy is heartbreak. Daytona is frustration. Just ask the drivers. I noticed Chase Elliot looked a bit uptight
during the driver introductions, in spite of winning the pole and the Xfinity
race the day before. He ended up being
the first accident. Look for him to
bounce back later in the season. His new
#24 Napa car looks
good. Junior’s #88 Nationwide car is the
best looking ride he’s had since he’s been at Hendricks. I may be looking for little die casts at the
store.
I should mention the dominate feature of the race, and any
NASCAR race on TV: the commercials. I
liked Greg Biffle’s KFC ad for Nashville Hot chicken. I had a co-worker who tried it. He described the sauce as “red motor oil,”
and that it, “came out both ends seven hours later.” Fox hit a new low in commercial interruptions
as Mike Joy actually said before a break, “Here’s a new Junior
commercial.” Promoting commercials. It
was just desserts when later in the race after said commercial, they came back
to show Junior spinning through the infield.
Meanwhile, Phil Kessel puts it into a wide-open net to give the Penguins
a 3 – 1 lead over the Sabers in the second period. Like I was watching the commercials while NBC
was showing two hockey games during the race.
On a more disturbing note, as I flipped past Azteca America , I
noticed their soccer coverage was going “picture-in-picture” with a
commercial. The one thing I liked about
soccer (other than Alex Morgan), continuous coverage, seems to be in
jeopardy.
Dad came by to watch the end of the race. He wanted to see it and I was glad to have
him over, though this meant I had to stop what I was doing: flipping between
the race and the hockey, while listening to the Aggie baseball game on the
radio. While I walked next door to get a
couple of 5 Guys burgers, I took my portable radio with me to keep up with the
game. I don’t really have many notes on
the race itself. I was distracted, and
it didn’t do much to get my attention. I
wasn’t even really listening to Jeff, which was why I had tuned in. In spite of a few wrecks, by halfway through
the race, the entire field was still on track.
The promotions of the new stadium mentioned that they now had more comfortable
seats throughout the grandstand. For a
good race, seats are seldom in use by the standing, cheering fans. For this race, I couldn’t help but notice,
they seemed to be mostly seated. There
was no Big One. There wasn’t even much
in the way of the three-wide racing that the Daytona 500 is famous for. The multiple large crashes during the
Unlimited weren’t a harbinger.
By the end of the race, the cars did start going
three-wide. With the impending
possibility of a major crash, Mike Joy spent what seemed like 15 minutes
explaining NASCAR’s new “Overtime” rules.
I’ve had Schedule D of Form 1040 explained to me more clearly. I turned to dad, “Did you get all of
that?” “Not a word,” he said. This probably painful procedure was
thankfully unnecessary. Toyota dominated the
front runners. I had watched the Kyle
Busch championship special on NBC Saturday.
With his championship, Joe Gibbs Racing and Toyota made it clear that they had just one reserved
spot left in trophy case. They wanted a Harley
J. Earl trophy with a Daytona 500 win. Clearly,
the organization was focused. Matt
Kenseth lead going into the final lap.
By turn four, Denny Hamlin made his move on his teammate. Kenseth made a remarkable save to keep his
car out of the wall. This left Hamlin
and Martin Truex going for the checkered flag, battling side-by-side. Denny would win it by a nose, the closest
finish in 500 history. The audience was
relieved that this broadcast hadn’t been a complete waste of their time.
What happened next was a complete disaster. Julianna White was not in attendance in Victory Lane . Whoever won didn’t matter. (No offense to the other Sprint Cup
girl.) Look, Sprint is leaving as
NASCAR’s title sponsor after this year.
I’ve only got a precious few opportunities left to see her. Heck, her little advertising segment in the
Sprint Unlimited was the highlight of the race (and she almost sold me a cell
phone). I doubt Alex Morgan is going to be
new trophy girl next year. Who knows,
the next sponsor may want bare-chested firemen in the background. At least Julianna didn’t have to wear that
uncomfortable firesuit and likely slipped into something more casual to watch
the end of the race.
Ahem.
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