Betty and Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest #328
One last Halloween-themed digest to review with this order. This features Betty and Veronica in some seasonal stories and some random stories. Overall, it’s pretty good, though I don’t think anything really stands out.
The new story has Veronica earning some money by turning an unused wing of the Lodge mansion into a Spirit Halloween store. I can actually see this. It’s clever, but Mr. Lodge is not amused when he finds out.
Here’s the Archie gang at an auction. I got a giggle out of the physical humor.
For that matter, here’s some more.
Once again, Josie and the Pussycats have an encounter with the supernatural. This one, however, is not what it seems.
I just had to post this picture of Jughead. If you thought wearing a sweater with an “S” on it and an improvised crown beanie was unfashionable, check out this 80’s ensemble.
Veronica manages to convince Archie that Betty is a witch, which leads to the surprising (but not entirely) punchline at the end.
I just like this splash page by Dan Parent. It’s well done. Mr. Lodge finds a relaxing hobby in coloring, which predictably ends in him becoming more stressed.
I like how colorful these pages are with Archie and Betty performing as clowns for some children.
Once again, Mr. Lodge forces Veronica to get a job to stop her from draining his fortune with her lavish spending. Of course, the experiment ends up causing Mr. Lodge to spend even more money.
Okay, who wants to see more of Betty and Veronica fighting? The story is called, Cat Fight!
Finally, there’s this piece from probably the 60’s. The girls are concerned about an exchange student getting all of the boys’ attention, but then get distracted themselves. I was impressed with the artwork. It’s by John Rosenberger, who I haven’t heard of before. I wonder he’s done more stories.
Betty and Veronica Jumbo Comics #299
This cover by Jeff Schultz is adorable. That’s the best thing about this Christmas issue. The stories are fairly average at best with nothing really standing out. This one should probably be a pass on buying.
Poor Betty. The best she can hope for is a life-size Archie doll and she even loses him, too. Sheesh!
Betty does see Archie with some rose-colored glasses. I don’t know who looks worse: Betty idolizing Archie or Veronica having a low opinion of Archie, but still going out with him. (Why does she go out with him?)
I’d consider this the centerpiece of the digest. Veronica visits some relatives in Germany for Christmas. It’s a nice travelogue of the country and their Christmas traditions. Of course, Veronica ends up stealing away her cousin’s finance’. She wasn’t even trying, but who can resist her? Actually, the guy is a double cad: a philander and a gold digger. That’s not a good combination for a husband. Veronica did her cousin a favor.
Unfortunately, the theme of money and Christmas continues. There are several stories of Veronica being shown up on her gift buying or being hopelessly out-of-touch. It probably didn’t help to have them all together. Too many Archie Christmas stories involve money, presents, and shopping. It’s the worst aspects of the season.
Oh, my goodness! Not everybody who used to make calls on a landline is in a nursing home now.
I love the Dan DeCarlo artwork on this, especially of Betty. Here she is putting her stalking skills to good use. Meanwhile, Archie is hiding in a cave trying to avoid a date. Lots of classic comedy here.
Finally, a decent Christmas story. Santa abducts Little Veronica and forces her into doing child labor in his workshop. I have a feeling somebody could make a holiday horror movie with this premise, but I do like it. It’s cute.
I didn’t know that Little Sabrina and Little Reggie were such rivals. I think this is the second time I’ve seen them fighting each other in a story. (Truthfully, after reading several digests in a row, it’s all starting to run together.) If there’s more stories like this, surely high school Reggie and Sabrina should ended up becoming romantically involved. Hold it. I like this idea. I wouldn’t say they’d be a great couple, but they’d be an interesting one.
Betty and Veronica try to help out Pop Tate by acting as waitresses at the Chocklit Shoppe. This just gets him in trouble for exploiting hot teenage girls. Pop did nothing wrong.
Finally, Betty and Veronica almost run over some kids sledding and then try to convince them to sled down a dangerous hill. I think I’m having more fun describing these stories than reading them. Fear not. I’ve still got a couple more digests. We’ll see if they go better.