I get frustrated when people say that baseball is too slow
and boring. Well, I think it’s slow at
times too, and some games are bad.
Compare it to any other sport though.
There are plenty of bad games in every sport and other sports are slow
at times too. You want slow, how about
the last two minutes of a close basketball game that takes 20 minutes to play
out. Or as George Will said about
football, it’s “violence, punctuated by committee meetings.”
So, if I think baseball is slow and boring at times, why do
I still enjoy it, and why do other people enjoy other sports that are also slow
and boring at times? I think it has
something to do with how you watch the sport.
I think it’s important to recognize that different sports require
different levels of attention in order to really enjoy them. Here are a few observations and suggestions
that may help to enhance your viewing.
Baseball, for example, is a daily sport. It’s like a soap opera. You’re following the characters (players) in
their trials and tribulations (the games).
Individual episodes (games) may be good or bad, but following along with
teams for the season is how you build an emotional attachment to them. Any given game may not sell a new potential
fan on the sport, but if you follow along, you’ll get into it. This doesn’t mean you’re watching every
inning of every game (unless you’re living in the MLB Fan Cave). It just means you’re following along
everyday, looking at scores, box scores, recaps, watching or listening when you
can to whatever you can. You can go into
a slump, just like the team, and take time off, perhaps becoming re-interested
if the team starts winning again.
If you’re looking for a weekly spectacle in a baseball game,
like in football, you’re probably not going to get it. Sure, there’s a possibility you’ll see
something spectacular, but more than likely you’ll be collecting little moments
of coolness or stupidity or weirdness during a game. They could come from the players, the
broadcasters, even the crowd. (This is
at least one reason why I hate when networks hype up regular season games,
especially rivalry games. Usually,
frankly, they’re nothing special.)
Something interesting is going to happen. I guarantee it (more or less). This feature also allows you to watch games
between teams you could care less about, even if your team isn’t doing
well. So if you’re going to give a
baseball a chance, you’ve got to try to commit to it for a season. Obviously, if you’re not enjoying any of the
individual games, even with daily continuity, baseball may not be your sport.
I’m no hockey expert.
I get to watch so little hockey that I really don’t even have a rooting
interest in any team. (Given where I
live, it’s not like I have a regional interest.) I’d watch more if I could, because I really
enjoy the sport. When the Winter Classic New Years game was cancelled this
year, I was devastated. That was
appointment TV for me. I don’t
understand why the sport isn’t more popular.
It’s figure skating with some boxing thrown in. I’d think that would appeal to everyone.
Beyond learning the general rules, I figured out one thing
about hockey that increased my enjoyment of the sport tremendously. You have to give the games your undivided
attention. No chit-chatting, checking
updates on your Facebook page, going to the kitchen for snacks, or going to the
bathroom. Those things are reserved for
commercial breaks and intermissions.
Really, the action in a hockey game is lightning quick. Even if you’re paying attention, you may
still may miss a goal being scored. If
you just sit and watch, you see things develop or be thwarted, and the dramatic
tension in the game rises accordingly, along with your enjoyment. Of course, if it’s blow out, forget what I
just said. It’s not going to help you
there.
Some think the genius of the NFL is that they’ve made their
games an event, a spectacle. Actually,
the genius part is that they’ve figured out a way to make boring games
interesting. But it’s going to cost
you. That’s right, betting is how you
really enjoy the NFL. Sure, latching
onto a team, having some commiseration or rivalry with your friends, having a
party, and knowing that you can start a conversation with just about anyone in
the country based on football are good parts of the game. In order to keep up with everyone, you have
watch as much as possible and study the sport when it’s not on. Crappy pre-season games suddenly take on a
new meaning, researching the teams. Then
you think you know something about the sport, so you enter office pools and
maybe make bets based on the line.
But the real emotional interaction is the Double F word,
Fantasy Football. This is the magic that
makes a crummy blow out game, potentially your highlight of the weekend, if
you’ve picked the right players. Low-scoring
old school games are unlikely now, as the NFL caters to generating fantasy
stats. Your regional games aren’t
interesting and network updates of other games aren’t coming fast enough, flip
over to the Red Zone channel. See
nothing but scoring. So football is
really about socializing (having a party with the game on) and having something
riding on the game, more than just some arbitrary team pride.
College football?
Graduate from a major college and become an alumni. That’ll make the games interesting. College basketball? Only March Madness means anything and
obviously it’s because of people filling out their brackets. NBA? I
can’t tell you how to watch, but I’ll tell you how to make a rabid fan a
committed non-fan. Populate the league
exclusively with a bunch of zero charisma thugs and jerks. (I used to watch all the time. It was my favorite sport. So, I’m not a good person to objectively
comment on it.)
NASCAR? I don’t know
anymore. I used to watch and enjoy it
all the time. Now, I can’t even hardly
sit through a race. Same thing with the
IRL (except for Indy). I know it was
safety changes to the cars and a change to road and street courses that ruined
the entertainment there. (F1 races I’ve
seldom ever found entertaining in and of themselves, though it has
happened.) With NASCAR, I just don’t
know. Rules changes, car changes,
championship changes, perhaps the sport simply has an expiration of interest,
unless you have a strong identification with a driver. It may just be that the coverage has
degenerated. In that case, try listening
to the radio coverage and watch an Internet streaming feed and see if that
makes it more interesting. (Oh, with sports
car races, I just like watching the pretty cars driving fast. If an actual race breaks out, swell.)
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