Tuesday, September 10, 2013

ALMS The Streets of Baltimore 9-1-13

This is it, for me anyway.  The next two ALMS races are on cable, and I will presumably miss them.  Then next season will be the merger with Grand AM, and I think Fox Sports 1 will be carrying their races.  Unless I get an expanded cable package, I’ll miss those races too.  It’s good that there won’t be two competing series anymore for such a niche market, but the thought of actual Le Mans Prototypes racing against Daytona Prototypes, makes my skin crawl.  What’s worst, LMP is likely to be hobbled to not make the DP cars look bad, and then eventually they’ll just be phased out.  Maybe it’s better I don’t see anymore top-level sports car racing in this country. 

This wasn’t the race I would want to remember the series by.  For starters (oh, you knew this coming, just sit back and enjoy it), Kelli Stavast was absent from the broadcast.  This is disheartening in every possible emotional way for me.  She did a little promo video on the ALMS website for this race, why wasn’t she there in the pits?  Why?  Why?  I wonder if I’ll ever see her again.  Kelli was replaced by Justin Bell.  The reason I remembered his name was because the first thing he did on the pre-race was name-drop his famous father, Derek Bell.  Good thinking for promotional purposes; a bad move for any earning credibility on your own.

For a street race, even in Baltimore, the start of the race was a new low in excitement.  The first, field-clearing wreck happened, BEFORE the green flag.  You see, because of some train tracks (the bane of all street races) on the front stretch, they inserted a chicane in the middle of this straight, high-speed section to slow down the cars to avoid damaging them on the tracks.  Instead, the cars were damaged in more creative ways. 

For the start of race, the cars were supposed to parade, double file directly past the chicane, instead of through it.  One car hit the back of another during the start, and there was a spin and nine cars were damaged in a complete track-blocking melee that delayed the restart for an hour.  There’s a Ferrari, a Viper, and some Porsches in the scrap pile.  At least the in-car crash footage was impressive. 

Several hundreds of thousands of dollars in repair damage later (little wonder the Delta Wing didn’t show up), the race resumed.  They actually got past Turn 1 before having the next large wreck, but this one only brought out a full course caution.  The killer chicane was not through with the field however. One of the Corvettes got it’s front end realigned.  (Didn’t hurt the car’s speed though, it actually held the overall race lead for a short time, and it won in class.)  Later, after yet another full course caution, the tire barrier around the chicane had been banged around bad enough to where it had to be moved back to its original position.  On the restart, the leading prototype banged right into it and knocked it off to the side again, and of course, damaged the car. 

After the driver change later in the race, the two drivers involved in the incident at the start of the race were interviewed.  Both cited different rules laid down in the driver’s meeting for how the race start was supposed to be conducted to explain their driving.  In other words, the problem was with race layout and the rules.  Yeah, it’s kind of cool watching sports cars go all “Dukes of Hazard” up on two wheels as they all end up hitting the chicane too fast, but it’s not good for the cars or continuous racing action. 

Here’s a better idea, when the contract runs out on this venue, don’t renew it.  In fact, go ahead and cancel all the street races, except for Long Beach (not that it’s good race, but it’s historical).  Put that Cleveland Airport race on the schedule again (if it’s still there).  Yeah, it’s ugly with no elevation changes and laid out with a bunch of orange cones, but the race is good and there’s no damn train tracks. 

Well, goodbye ALMS.  You know in spite of my bitching, I did actually enjoy the race.  You guys put out a good product.  I hope the new series takes more after you guys than Grand Am.  Goodbye Kelli, wherever you are.  I’ll miss you.  

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