Hey, a whole new wide open niche for Internet
reviewing. Why haven’t I ever done with
before? Probably because it’s way too
obscure. These three magazines should
have pretty ubiquitous distribution and are sort of relevant to this blog (not
entirely).
Time
Special Edition: Star Wars
This magazine was a Christmas gift, along with a hockey
yearbook. (I won’t be reviewing that one. It looks interesting, but I’m not that
desperate for blogging material. I love
hockey, but I don’t get to watch enough to comment on it for more than a couple
of games.) Is it just me or is there a
subliminal American flag hanging out of Vader’s mouth on the cover? Maybe it’s just me. I have no idea what it would be signifying. I may reedit this cover with Ewan McGregor’s
Obi-Wan over What’s-her-name’s? picture.
This magazine was produced to promote the latest film and Star Wars on Disney+ and the Star Wars attractions at their
parks. The sequel trilogy has already
been de-canonized in the minds of many fans, especially after this current film. I noticed that editorially the magazine takes
shot after shot at the prequel trilogy, mostly to somehow enhance the sequel
trilogy. I saw a bit of a couple of
prequel movies on Christmas Eve. They’re
still not good. After the Phantom Menace, Star Wars fans would never again campout for the premiere of a Star Wars film. That said, they are canonical Star Wars explaining what happened
before the original trilogy. You can
disagree with the way they were made and certain elements in the films, but not
really the story.
The sequel films (of the two I’ve unfortunately seen) are
derivative copies at best and cringey Agenda and toy marketing at worst. They had no story other than, “Let’s make
some Star Wars films to make money
for Disney.” Their mighty universal
mythological theme was, “Let’s redo Star
Wars, replacing the white males with flat tokens.” I’ve heard it said that these films are for
children, when you’re an adult, you don’t understand them. I think adults understand them all too well
and that’s why they don’t like them.
The magazine starts with the facts about the
franchise. I thought this table of film
details was interesting. (Sorry I
couldn’t get a great scan of it.) This
is followed by a brief synopsis of the films, except for Rogue One and Solo, which
apparently don’t rate official treatment.
This section is less than insightful.
The commentary starts off innocently enough, but
becomes slathering and spitting in SWJ rage.
An article on politics and Star
Wars expresses sincere regret that Reagan and conservatives appropriated Star Wars terminology, when Lucas
clearly meant for his films to be an indictment on non-democrats. (In fact, I’ve read elsewhere, he saw the
Empire as the US and the Rebellion as the Viet Cong. Darth Vader was an honorable Green Beret-like
warrior, who eventually figures out he’s fighting for the wrong side.) This is followed by an embarrassing
discussion about religion in Star Wars,
not one of the franchises’ strong points.
Anything other than the vaguest concepts used in the movies tended to be
way too on the nose.
A discussion on feminism follows. Carrie Fisher and all other feminists are
still salty over the Slave Leia costume.
(Carrie had put on some weight after Empire and was angry as hell when
Lucas handed her the bikini. He was
basically calling her “fat.”) Fisher
told Daisy Ridley to not let herself be, “Subjected to similar
objectification.” “Yes, and I shall also
make sure my character never bathes and is completely flatchested to end all
attractiveness. My performance will
shall only be judged by my acting
ability.” So much for that plan, Daisy. How many women have voluntarily shown up at
conventions in that Slave Leia outfit? I
don’t think those women are feeling oppressed.
Then there’s an article on diversity, featuring Rogue One as the standard bearer. There were no white male heroes at all in the
movie. (I’m surprised. I didn’t know Cassian was Mexican. I thought he was French.) “The struggle modernize properties,” was the
phrase used to explain their racism. In
other words, “How do we erase the presence of the people who made this stuff popular
in the first place?” “Disney had a
problem on its hands with Star Wars,
all of the heroes were white and male.
(Billy Dee Williams kicks back a Colt .45, “Whatever.”)
“Audience expectations had changed: parents now demand
diverse heroes for their kids.” Said no
one ever, even the article writer. I was
actually shocked by one throwaway line in an article where all criticism of the
new Star Wars films was reduced to coming
from racist, sexist Internet trolls. It
was as if these films are beyond being seriously criticized for their stories
or direction. Frankly, the meta-societal
Agenda in these movies can also be questioned.
Woke is neither a shield nor an
answer to criticism.
There is an interesting excerpt from a book on how Lucas
wrote Star Wars. The creative process was painfully
detailed. Or should I say that the
creative process was just painful? (And
I can say from experience, that’s how it’s been for me too.) I nearly gagged to death reading the fawning
interview with “Jar Jar” Abrams. Before
the first movie had even come out, they were saying how much better a job he
was doing handling the franchise than everyone else, especially George
Lucas. Unfortunately, the article writer
had to acknowledge, even without having seen the final product, how unoriginal
everything was in The Force Awakens,
my main criticism.
Then there’s this missive in the interview: “It’s entirely
possible to read Star Wars as a movie
about white men fighting to regain their rightful position as rulers of the
universe, against a man who, if he’s not actually black, wears all black and
has the voice of a black man.” Take note
that the article writer said, “Rightful position,” not me, but I appreciate the
tacit acknowledgement. Of course, Darth
Vader was actually working with said white men to rule the universe, but don’t
let that stop you from making such a strong point.
There’s some unintentional comedy as the actress playing
Captain Phasma was quoted for being so proud of playing female part that
wouldn’t be judged by her looks (since she’s in a full Stormtrooper outfit),
just her actions . . . such as being stuffed into a garbage chute and being a
complete joke character. She is every
feminist. We don’t know how she got her
position, she made sure she looked good (with that shiny special feminist armor
that deflects all criticism), but she failed horribly in the end without
further comment.
Worse than that interview was a puff piece on John Boyega
from the sequel trilogy and what a piece of work he is. For a middle class British actor pretending
to be an American in the film, he’s sure taking the part to the next level by
pretending to be oppressed as well.
Obviously, he couldn’t use his English accent in the movie, because that
would mean he’s a villain, like Rey. His
“woke-ness” has even led him into conflict with other SWJ’s questioning his
wokeness. (That statement doesn’t make
any sense to me either, but it’s the only way I can describe what I read.)
I already said before, Donald Glover should have
gotten that part. (And I was right. He ended up being cast as young Lando in Solo, where he ended up being a joke for
having sex with droids.) I’m glad my further idea for making a
buddy picture with Finn and Poe didn’t happen.
Now that I know him
a little better, I wouldn’t have wanted him to have been likeable on screen.
They reprint the magazine’s original reviews of the Star Wars films, which is sort of
historically interesting. To be honest though,
Time is not known for their movie
reviews. After the first film, all the
reviews explain how the last film wasn’t that great, but this current film is
awesome. The reviews for the two sequel
films are positively hyperbolic in praise, especially compared to the prequels.
There’s articles on Star
Wars TV projects and Disneyland and Disneyworld attractions. There’s a fairly arbitrary list of the top 40
moments in Star Wars. (The sequel
moments were lame. The prequel moments
were all given a backhand in passing.)
Finally, there’s some obscure Star
Wars trivia.
There’s lots of pictures in this, but it’s actually fairly
meaty in prose. Unfortunately, the words
are all nonsense. Needless to say, I do
not recommend this $15 magazine for anything other than self-loathing regret
for having purchased it. (Thankfully,
this was just a gift for me. I only
regretted the time lost reading it.) Look,
bottom line on the Agenda, the problem is that you’re doing what you’re doing
for racist/sexist reasons. What you’re
criticizing from the past was not done for the same reasons. We know this because those producers weren’t
going out to the media and saying that that’s why we’re doing it and expecting
a round of applause. Your work will
simply not stand on its own with that kind of foundation.
Entertainment
Weekly: The Ultimate Guide to the Arrowverse
I have been enjoying CW’s Crisis on Infinite Earths.
(I’m writing this before I’ve seen the ending, so hopefully I won’t be
eating those words.) I found myself
unable to resist picking up this promotional magazine. The magazine has brief series recaps, brief
recaps of the previous crossover specials, and interviews with the series’
stars.
The recaps were really more of a tease than
comprehensive. This goes especially for Legends of Tomorrow. Some of the past events they mentioned for
that show, that I hadn’t seen, were truly enticingly bizarre. Black
Lightning was also mentioned, though given a short-shrift compared to the
other shows. While he’s an established
DC character, BL usually does its own thing on TV and isn’t even entirely
compatible with the other shows in tone.
He is in the crossover though. I
wonder if he’ll be integrated more after Crisis.
Stephen Amell, Green Arrow, is a handsome fellow. Unfortunately, his interview was chopped into
inarticulateness. Grant Gustin, the
Flash, came off as a pretty enthusiastic comic book fanboy. Neither interview was terribly
insightful. These two are the heart and
soul of the Arrowverse. They are good
enough actors and charismatic enough to carry their shows, even when the story
material is, at times, subpar. It’s too
bad Stephen is leaving after Crisis.
Melissa Benoist, Supergirl, wanted pants for her costume. It’s all about the Agenda on Supergirl. Maybe Melissa could be up there with Stephen
and Grant, but her character is almost inconsequential most of the time on her
show. Little wonder, I’ve seen her
totally phone it in on some episodes too.
The cast interview with the Legends was reasonably interesting. Some of them were wearing the Agenda in the
cast pictures.
Overall, I can’t recommend this for fans of the CW DC
shows. There’s just not enough detail on
the shows or insight into the actors or production to satisfy a fan. I feel like a sucker for having bought this
fluff. The content is slightly
irritating, but I really expected more meat about the shows and actors.
Smithsonian
Air & Space: Carrier-City at Sea
At last, here’s a magazine purchase I can recommend. (Actually, the hockey yearbook seems pretty
good, but I haven’t read most of it. The
latest issue of Baseball America
features some interesting postseason awards.)
If you’re interested in aircraft carrier operations, this magazine will
give you what you want. If you want
more, you’ll need a book on the subject or talk to some sailors who’ve been on
the big boats.
There’s quite a bit of detail. It might even be a little too technical in
places. They explain the Ouija board (a model
representation of the ship showing aircraft location), the Meatball (a visual
track that puts pilots on the right path to land), and catapult operations,
including the Boot Shoot (shooters firing their boots off the deck on the last
day of their tour).
There is a frightening description of a “Night in the
barrel,” where a pilot has trouble landing.
A British correspondent wrote a book about being on a carrier, which is excerpted
here. There’s even a possibility of
taking a “Tiger Cruise” yourself, if you know someone on board. Family and friends can ride aboard the ship
for a couple of days as it comes into port.
(And way cheaper than a commercial sea cruise, but accommodations are
bit more primitive.)
I realize the pilots are the stars on the carrier and in Top Gun, but I dig the deck crew
guys. It is fascinating to watch them do
their thing. They’re dirty, grimy,
dangerous jobs, but they look cool doing them.
The magazine lists the significance of the crew color scheme: yellow
(shooters, air boss assistants), blue (moving planes), green (catapult), brown
(aircraft maintenance), purple (fueling), black and white (inspectors), red
(ordinance, firemen), and white (landing).
Here’s the money shot of the magazine, a cross-section of
the carrier.
OMG, sometimes planes land on the wrong carrier. This may result in copious graffiti before
the plane is ransomed back to its ship.
Doesn’t that deck look somewhat in climate? There are articles on carrier planes going
back to WWII, Korea, Vietnam, Tomcats, Hornets, and the newest F-35
Lightning. Strangely, the longest
article is on the C-2 transport plane that resupplies the carrier, but isn’t
actually stationed on board. The
tilt-rotor Osprey is scheduled to replace it.
Finally, there are war stories in the back.
Again, if you’re interested in the subject, you’ll be
pleased with this purchase. I wish the
other two magazines had been more like this one.
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