Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Pre-Labor Day Sports Update Part 2

Part 1

ESPN Radio
I have to take a moment to gloat about this.  Usually when I mention something that pissed me off on sports radio, it involves these two a-holes on in the morning on ESPN Radio.  Even with a guest host in for one of them, it was just as bad.  The regular and the guest explained how ESPN’s audience had dropped during their wokness a couple of years ago (the Colin Kaepernick incident) and the current nonsense (all driven by presidential politics).  People just didn’t want social lecturing with their sports.  Well, they explained, you’re GD going to get it anyway!  You’re all a bunch of racists for not watching and listening to this.  What’s wrong with you people in the audience!

I could barely believe what I was hearing.  Apparently, neither could management.  A few weeks later, these guys were finally taken off the air.  They gave them a final show which was unsurprisingly salty and bitter.  I can understand.  Certainly they thought they were good soldiers in The Agenda’s war against America.  This was nothing but a betrayal for them.  The new replacement show has just focused on sports as far as I’ve heard.

One down, but there’s still plenty of SWJ sports jerkoffs out there.  One is on Fox Sports Radio, an infiltrator reject from ESPN Radio.  I was disgusted enough by ESPN once to listen to him.  (It’s a lower power station and hard to listen to.)  He started off by condescendingly explaining to his audience that they’re all a bunch of racists, NFL ratings are going to go up this season even with the kneeling, that sports will now be all social justice, that Trump was going to lose, and that you’ve all lost and you’re going to have to get over it and embrace everything.  I’m kind of hoping a BLM mob breaks into his studio someday and kills him on the air because he’s white and rich.  

Local sports talk isn’t much better.  Steve Kaplowitz had on his baseball expert Jay Jaffe last week on KROD’s Sportstalk.  Jaffe was thrilled about Fernando Tatis Jr. doing so well, because baseball was “too white” to be popular.  I’ve had a theory that soccer won’t be really popular in this country until the sport is dominated by large black men.  This Jaffe guy more-or-less sideways agrees with me apparently.  Liberal thinking is that all athletic scholarships and all high-paying sports jobs should go to black men.    

In a similar but less racist fashion on an ESPN baseball broadcast, one of their experts commented that Mike Trout had had a bad game that night.  This was why baseball wasn’t popular: their star players don’t always perform well every night.  It’s like he’d never seen a ball game before.  So much for professional sports commentary.    

Monster Truck Jam
Here, we’ll get into motorsports.  NBC broadcast a Monster Truck Jam this Saturday.  I tuned in out of curiosity, but ended up enjoying it.  It’s quite the spectacle.  The gigantic trucks do big jumps, balance on this front wheels, balance on two side wheels, roll over, and bleach smoke and fire.  It’s a real crowd-pleaser.  There’s a natural toy tie-in for the kids.  In person, it must be awe inspiring.

NHRA
Here’s another event that probably works a lot better in person.  At least you’re saving your hearing by watching at home.  There were still a restricted number of fans allowed at the Indianapolis event and FOX Sports continually emphasized masks, social distancing, and cleaning hands as they ruthlessly promoted the Cold Agenda.  If you’re broadcasting sports you’re either pushing the Cold or BLM. 

FOX at least stuck with the whole event this time, though it ran over three and a half hours.  My favorite, Leah Pruett, did a bit better at the event than previous ones I’d watched.  The big showdown turned out to be the Pro Stock Motorcycles between a first time finalist and Angelle Sampey, who hadn’t won in a couple of years.  Angelle took it even after an impromptu repair at the start line before the race.
  
NASCAR
NBC finally broadcast a race last week, as opposed to dumping it off on NBCSN.  It was the first time with the road course at Daytona for the NASCARs.  Except for a couple of drivers who had run the 24-hour sportscar race, none of the rest of the field had ever driven it.  There wasn’t even any qualifying or practice. 

The race turned out to be pretty clean and entertaining.  My judgment might be a bit biased since Chase Elliot won.  Even better, there was little in the way of social justice, Bubba, nooses, or even cold coverage during the race.  There were fans in attendance, I think.  The stands are so cavernous, a small number of fans can get lost in the picture.  Camera shots panning by occasionally showed a crowd in a section, but then didn’t on the next pass by.
 
Indy 500
It was a couple of months late, but here was my favorite race of the year, Indy.  Inexplicably, there were no fans present for the race.  NHRA has been racing in Indianapolis the last two months and had fans there.  NASCAR has been allowing fans at their races for an even longer period of time.  IMS is so huge, you could put thousands of people there and not have any of them within shouting distance of each other.  I have heard no explanation for this decision.

Ask Roger Penske.  He bought the place from Tony George and the Hulman family earlier this year.  He might have reconsidered if he could have seen the future.  Penske had made a bunch of fan-centered renovations to IMS after the purchase.  According to a newspaper article I read this morning, so much of most teams’ sponsorships were tied to this race, they had to run it at some point no matter what. 

I was watching the race with dad.  We missed most of the pre-race to go out and get a pizza.  (Certainly, I’ll make that trade.)  We were also watching the race on dad’s new 40” TV.  Actually, last week’s Daytona race was the first sport we’d watched on it, but I think this race was more impressively displayed on the bigger screen. 

The first thing we saw was Ryan Hunter-Reay making a speech before the driver introductions.  He said how much they missed the fans and couldn’t wait to have them back next year.  This would be a continuing theme for the afternoon.  Danica Patrick was admittedly looking good in the pre-race as a commentator.  I’m not sure what’s currently going on in her love life, which is what most of her fans are interested in.    

A probably local doctor sang the Anthem with another doctor accompanying him on piano.  It was very well done.  The Air Force Thunderbirds made two flyovers, one during the Anthem and another with an air show starburst after Back Home in Indiana.  (The Air Force and the Space Force, both sponsored cars today.)  Up on the victory podium, Penske again officially said how much they wished the fans were there and gave the command to start engines.  Is it just me, or did the Corvette Stingray pace car look a whole lot like a Ferrari?  Heresy!

There were actually some enterprising fans at the track.  There was a large tailgate going in the parking lot.  One fan had rented a tree for $400 at a house that had a clear view of a corner.  Yes, he even put up a treehouse to sit in.  The track director had made an unprecedented proclamation that any fan who had a consecutive race attendance streak going could still count this race as long as they watched it somewhere. 

You can maybe tell that I was taking notes for this event.  However, I’m going to condense what I wrote.  (I can’t believe I’ve already written this much.)  Marco Andretti won the pole, but Scott Dixon quickly passed him to take the lead.  He would dominate much of the first half of the race.  The first wreck happened on Lap 6 with a right front brake explosion, which caused the tire to catch on fire.  The next accident happened on Lap 25 with a car slapping the wall and catching on fire. 

The current Indycar design features an enclosing windshield.  When I first saw it, I’d worried a bit about how easily drivers would be able to get out quickly in the event of a fire, and right off the bat, here were two fires.  The answer was unfortunately, not easily.  Track safety officials are going to need to be real quick getting to damaged cars.

Teams were testing out various strategies after the wrecks, but there are no winning strategies this early in the race, only losing ones.  Around Lap 90, there was a spin on a restart at the front of pit lane.  Another driver lost control trying to avoid the spin and slammed very hard into the pit wall.  Amazingly, he was okay. 

By Lap 103, Dixon and Alexander Rossi were swapping the lead.  They were taking turns breaking the air to increase their gas mileage.  Unfortunately on pit road, Rossi collided with Takuma Sato and was assessed a penalty that sent him to the back of the field.  Rossi made some impressive moves, but ended up being the next wreck on Lap 144.  Now legitimate fuel mileage strategies would come into play.

The winning move of the race happened during side-by-side coverage during a commercial break.  It seemed fairly innocent.  Taku made a nearly uncontested pass of Dixon on the front stretch with 26 laps to go.  Neither were leading at the time, but the two cars that were, were going to have to pit.  Dixon’s team was convinced Sato was going to be too tight on fuel to keep up a fast pace up front.  He’d have to slow down to finish the race.

Before 10 laps to go, Dixon made move to retake the lead on the front stretch.  Sato held a line that kept him from easily doing it.  This may have been a feint to get Sato to either block and be penalized or to get him to use up more fuel.  Lapped traffic then came into play.  Sato had to slow down, which may have helped his mileage.  Dixon, though, was not catching up. 

With five laps to go, Indy had its final twist.  The worst crash of the day saw a car plowing into the tire barrier at the end of the pit lane wall.  A live camera shot actually caught the end of the wreck.  The driver was sent to the hospital, but he did pull himself out of the car and step away, before promptly sitting down on the track.  The hero of this race was undoubtedly chassis manufacturer Dallara and track safety improvements.     
 
Takuma Sato won the race under caution.  Indycar does not have a Green/White/Checker Overtime rule and there were too few laps left to red flag the race and restart it.  Moreover, the tire barrier would probably need a lengthy repair.  This was Taku’s second Indy win.  Over in Japan, the people there would be waking to the news of his victory.  The new Victory Lane elevator was used for its first Indy 500 winner.  At the top, a heavily bearded David Letterman gave Taku a big hug and blessed him for giving him another victory as a team owner.    

It was another great race.  The unnecessary lack of fans only spoiled the ambiance, not the drama.  Takuma and the other drivers deserved a round of live applause.  Honestly, I’m not sure when I’m going to be writing again.  I was mostly just venting for these two posts.  That’s not really worth my time to write about.  We’ll see what happens next.  Hopefully, current events don’t step in to ruin any more of this year’s sports.

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