Postcards from the Edge: Blatant Commercialization 2

The first three postcards here are from the dentist.  At least they're kind of cute.

 

This postcard poses a dramatic question.  (You're only getting a "totally free" account at a bank if you work there or put a whole bunch of money in.  They also aren't going to give you money, unless you borrow it from them and pay interest.)